My First Date In LA

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Hello Ladies n’ Gents,

Disclaimer: In lieu of all thats going on in the world I have taken a back seat in posting. As everything has truly affected me emotionally. After much thought, I decided to post again in hopes to add a little joy and sophit-rachet-ness to your day.

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As I was swiping left and right I came across a guy… lets name him…Paul! Paul was super cute but I could tell he might be dimensionally challenged but that’s ok! “We can’t have it all!!” I thought.  I liked what I read on his profile and decided to swipe right and instantly “It’s a match!!!” appeared. “Omgosh! How exciting!!!“, I said jubilantly. Paul is from Michigan and we had mutual friends, which was a major plus in my book. Knowing that made me feel more comfortable about potentially going out with him. The next morning I received a notification from Soul Swipe letting me know I had a new message.  It was from PAUL! The conversation was nice! I could tell he was an intellectual and I am extremely attracted to intellect! Stimulate my mind you have my heart! I digress, after communicating through the app for a day or so he asked for my number! My initial thought was “Real number or google number? Real Number or Google Number? I mean we have mutual friends on FB…So he can’t be half bad…right?”.  After I oscillated my feelings on the matter, I concluded to Real Number!
We text! mind you he never calls but text me for two days straight! Friday night we decide to go see a movie the following day. Saturday rolls around and I did not hear from him the majority of the day! I wanted to text him and get the plan (That is the capricorn in me! I must know the plan well in advance. I prefer to not be last min)  but he asked me out sooooooo why would I text him? “If he doesn’t text/call me it’s a wrap!” I exclaimed. After my internal rant he text me around 6pm and asks: “Do you want to go out still or is it too late?” I felt my brows begin to furrow as I thought:

My first date in la

“Is this a cop out? Why didn’t he ask me earlier in the day what time I wanted to go? Am I tripping? If he had an inkling that it could possibly be too late…why did you wait so late to even ask?”

So I asked the for the time and where and he gave them to me. I arrive to the theater (he gave me an awesome hug by the way) and we go to pay for the movie! He pays but the movies starts at 8:30 instead of the 7:45 time he told me! That’s fine I thought! I mean! Gives us some time to talk! I personally don’t think a movie is a good first date because you can’t talk…but maybe that’s the point…I digress!!! We chat at the bar and he did not offer to buy me a drink, one fuckin strike!  The course of the conversation flowed but took a turn he was undermining my job and not fully understanding the validity of a makeup artist. At this point I was ready for the movie to start and end. When it did he partially walked me to my car, no dinner (which would have SLIGHTLY made things a little better), no nothing. We both felt the “Ready to go energy” apparently. I walked the remainder of the way to my car looking over my shoulder in the eerie parking lot. I thought “It must have been to much to fully walk me to my car! Strike TWO!”  I mean from the little talking we did that was enough. I don’t have time to hang with someone who doesn’t respect my job, Strike Three…he’s out b#*tch! .

P.S. Did he text me later to ensure I made it home? No! What a great start to my foray in online dating O_O

*Bes0s*

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To Be Continued

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